British sports fans ready to enjoy 58 Superb Owls


Britain is a land obsessed with sport and tonight many sports fans will stay up very late to tune in to Superb Owl 58, taking place in Las Vegas.

58 superb owls will take flight over an iron grid before going a quarter of the way back again and touching their down feathers. The spectacle will take so long that it will require a half time show. Exactly 20 years after the original wardrobe malfunction, Janet Jackson is allegedly promising to ‘flash the other one’. Worth keeping abreast of that rumour.

One superb owl said ‘The Kansas City Chumps against the San Francisco Nearly 50s? Americans know about actual football, so there’s no excuse for whatever this is. I couldn’t give two hoots mate.’

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